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On Tuesday, Judge Merchan found Donald Trump in contempt of court and fined him $9,000 for violating a silence order. Trump should have reached into his wallet, grabbed the $9,000 in cash and tossed it to the judge and said, “Here, go punch Stormy Daniels eight times.” »
It's funny: a city that can't keep violent criminals in jail wants to lock up a president for speaking out. Their priorities are messier than a morning show hosted by people who hate each other.
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Meanwhile, Judge Merchan's daughter…a progressive political hacker, sends out solicitations invoking the Trump lawsuit, raising millions for her clients. Among them: Adam Schiff, lead prosecutor in Trump's first impeachment, who will hopefully use the money for a neck transplant. Trump therefore has no right to speak. How did he react? Is the gag unique? Unconstitutional? Corrupt?
Former US President Donald Trump speaks with his son Eric Trump during his criminal trial, accused of falsifying business records to conceal money paid to silence porn star Stormy Daniels in 2016. (Reuters/Jane Rosenberg)
FORMER PRESIDENT Trump: This gag order is not only unique, it is completely unconstitutional… We live in a corrupt system and I think people understand that.
And they understand it. Now, as anyone with a pulse knows – and it's not you, Joe Biden – trying to gag Trump is like trying to put a cork in Vesuvius. That doesn't happen, because isn't it nice to have a president who doesn't need a teleprompter?
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ASSET: But isn't it nice to have a president who doesn't need a teleprompter? Not that he can read it anyway, he can't read it. Now think, if I read my teleprompter and I say, “Well, let's say now, because of the weak economy, I'd like to apologize.” Break. Break. ” What was that? It's incredible. Break!
And of course, every one of these false cases is bull****.
ASSET: Each of these false cases is bull****.
He said it. But for Donald Trump, this bull**** is gold. Because despite the legal farce, Trump is making jokes and living his best life. And Joe, while Trump mocks Joe for saying pause, Joe definitely seems stuck on pause.
It's incredible. Now let's take a look at the people the judge didn't silence, like Stormy Daniels. Usually when she opens her mouth it only affects five guys in a motel room with a camcorder. But these days, Stormy isn't taking it easy.
She posted this on social media platform X: “Sad day a stripper is more honest than the (former, impeached, indicted) president.” Wait, is she saying strippers aren't usually honest? I know, and that Rum Shakers dancer lied to me when she said it was just a bug bite.
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Then, after being called to the bathroom, she tweeted that it made her the “best person to flush the orange poop.” I hope the toilets don't sue for defamation. Remember, she is a major prosecution witness. Doesn't it harm the case?
Usually when Stormy tries to abuse and humiliate someone, she gets paid $500 an hour. At least that's what she accused Doocy of. But she's probably still pissed that Trump once called her “Horseface.” That's right, she was so angry after that tweet that she barely touched her bag of oats. Man.
During the criminal trial of former President Donald Trump in New York state, the names of Michael Avenatti and Michael Cohen are heard often in the courtroom. (Getty Images)
Then there's Trump's shady former lawyer, Michael Cohen, who is now as popular with the left as Hamas. Calling this guy a liar is like calling Hitler in a bad mood. Now, remember, this is the guy who advised Trump on how to structure payments to Stormy, instead of his usual method of leaving $40 on the dresser.
Now he's blaming Trump for the work he did, which is like a patient being prescribed the wrong medication, but then being sued by the hospital. Cohen was disbarred from the practice of law and convicted of perjury, which made him a liar by definition.
He previously criticized Trump on
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MICHAEL COHEN: When I was testifying before the House Oversight Committee, I turned around and said that Donald Trump had been generous, but he was not a generous person.
Wow. This guy makes Michael Avenatti look like Clarence Darrow, whatever. So let’s review: We have a convicted perjurer as our primary witness – the one who provided the advice on which the case is based; we have a former porn star who lost her case against Trump so badly that she had to pay him legal fees and promised her grandchildren 10 years of free pony rides.
They are allowed to speak, but the defendant, a former president of the United States, cannot.
This case is as fake as Jesse's hair. And you want something fair? Gutfeld's investigative team actually obtained a photo of the jury. But these are Judge Merchan's decisions. This case is to the justice system what scurvy is to pirates.
And remember, there's another one just as bad waiting in the wings in Georgia and two other federal cases, which is actually pretty awesome because all of these cases have made Trump a better version of Trump.
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His numbers are up, his performance is sharper, funnier, even looser. And more and more Americans remember his tenure as president fondly. Who knew the courtroom would lead to a Trump boom? He is virtually in the lead in every swing state and up nationally by 6 points without ever really being able to campaign. Lawsuits are spinach for Trump’s Popeye.
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So what do the Democrats do now? They have nothing to fall back on, and every time they use the law it backfires. No wonder they hired Steven Spielberg.
Biden is lost in the “Twilight Zone” and Trump, well, he’s “Jaws.” They better bring a bigger boat.