How much longer can Joe hold out?

So the more the outside world notices how senile Biden is, the further he gets from reality. Luckily for him, it’s a very short way. According to the New York Times, old Joe no longer consults any of his advisers or staff. His cell phone rings and rings, but Joe keeps trying to answer a banana. It’s true that Biden’s inner circle is tighter than a meerkat’s asshole. Don’t ask me how I know that. He needed a suppository. Apparently, he’s down to a small group of loyalists, including his son and wife. The fate of the world is at stake, and the people in charge are a substitute teacher and a guy who snorts grated cheese. I guess Bert and Ernie were all tied up. But hey, why listen to advisers in a crisis when you can count on a convicted felon who smokes crack like it’s brisket in North Carolina?

The Bidens run government like their sex lives: They prefer family. As Joe Biden’s brain shrinks like Jesse Watters’s package in a swimming pool, so do his allies, and he shuts down inconvenient facts. For example, Mr. President, your poll numbers are terrible. Your uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals. And, Joe, you have applesauce in your eyebrows. Biden is so desperate that he’s now targeting the Supreme Court, finalizing a proposal that includes term limits for justices.

Biden talking about term limits? That’s like Stormy Daniels talking about sperm count limits. I blame Joe Mackey for that. It’s unlikely the bill will pass Congress, but if it does, where would the appeal go? To the Supreme Court? So do they decide if they can fire themselves? That’s like the president deciding he doesn’t have dementia. Meanwhile, during a speech at the NAACP convention, Joe lied about the George Floyd riots, calling them peaceful protests.

JOE BIDEN: And if you peacefully protested the murder of George Floyd, Donald Trump called in the National Guard to hunt you down. What the hell is wrong with this man?

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$2 billion worth of damage is peaceful? That’s like saying Jonestown was just a sleepover. But once again, Joe lied. 19 people were killed in the first two weeks of the 2020 riots, and Trump called in the National Guard to quell the violence in Portland, but Democratic leaders refused. But Joe doesn’t care because all he has left is racial propaganda. And now he’s admitting that he ran as a transitional candidate, but he’s not going to leave because he didn’t expect things to be this divided.

JOE BIDEN: Look, when I originally ran, you may remember I said I was going to be a transitional candidate. I thought I could pass the baton to someone else. But I didn't expect things to become so divided.

Is he surprised by this division? He’s like an arsonist who didn’t expect it to get this heated. This guy shit himself, literally and figuratively. And now Biden also has a disastrous Zoom call with congressional Democrats this weekend that was even worse than the debate. And I peed kidney stones that weren’t as bad as the debate. During the call, Biden yelled at Colorado Democratic Rep. Jason Crow, a veteran and former Bronze Star recipient, telling Crow, “Tell me who did something you never did with your Bronze Star, like my son.” What does that have to do with something that even Joe couldn’t explain to you. But that’s his default way of getting out of a debate. Nobody wants to tell him, what does your dead son have to do with this?

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Apparently the Zoom call made Democrats so angry that they didn’t publicly attack Biden because less than an hour later, Trump was shot. You know your campaign is in big trouble when your opponent is about to be assassinated can only help you. People were suddenly talking about Joe’s idiocy instead of his insanity. So how much longer can Joe hold out?

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He’s supposed to debate Trump again on September 10th. Will he still be a candidate by then? Will he even still be president by then? If you saw him crawling up the stairs of Air Force One today, you’d tell Covid to get out of there while you still could.