Biden won't let go of the wheel even if he drives the car into a cliff

Once upon a time, George Clooney was hosting a big fundraiser for Joe Biden. And if you don’t know who was there or where it was, Joe Biden felt the same way. He’s practically this close to being at the mercy of a séance. But that was last month. This week, Clooney took a break from making movies you’ll never see to write an op-ed for the New York Times. Because, as you know, celebrities are brilliant at politics. But I guess the guy was busy. The title of the article? “I Love Joe Biden. But We Need a New Candidate,” which is a reference to Gutfeld’s rule of getting dumped. Anything before the word “but” is meaningless.

In his op-ed, Clooney starts by saying that he considers Biden a friend who believes in him, believes in his morals, believes that if you put a mirror under Joe's nose, it will fog up in 4-6 weeks. But why does everyone who is about to dump Joe start with sentimental praise for what a wonderful man he is? I'm sorry guys, would a wonderful man say that?

JOE BIDEN: What is happening in our country today is not normal. Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic. The Republican Party today is dominated, led, and intimidated by Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans. And that is a threat to this country.

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See, dementia has just taken away Joe’s facade of empathy. The lie that he was a nice old man looking for unity. No. He’s always been a selfish pr— who won’t let go of the steering wheel even if he drives the car off a cliff. So now Clooney sticks the knife in his old friend, and instead of blood, there was dust. Clooney writes: “The Joe Biden I was with three weeks ago at the fundraiser was not the Joe Biden of 2010.

He wasn’t even the Biden of 2020. He was the same guy we all saw in the debate.” Well, I’ve got news for you, George. Joe wasn’t a big deal in 2010, unless the “F” stands for flatulent. And while he may have beaten Medicare and oil cancer, he got his ass kicked by teleprompters, microphones, and gravity. But it’s nice of Clooney to finally speak out.

George Clooney in front of the Hollywood sign (Getty Images)

But this is Hollywood again, where Harvey Weinstein has trapped more women on couches than the roof of a Raymour and Flanigan supermarket has collapsed. And yet Hollywood has been silent for decades. Clooney is speaking out now only because he got the message to Obama, who approved him. Biden’s campaign downplayed the story, pointing out that the president stayed three hours longer than Clooney at the fundraiser, even though for two of those hours, Joe was simply lost in the dressing room. Of course, we’ve known for years what Clooney is saying now: Biden isn’t just a vegetable, he’s the entire farmers market.

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But the floodgates have opened. Hollywood big donors are distancing themselves from Biden like he’s Kevin Spacey at the Boy Scouts. Rob Reiner says we need “someone younger to fight back.” Well, that narrows the field to pretty much everyone on Earth. But it’s like Biden suddenly got too old just a few weeks ago. Which shows how out of touch these idiots are with real life. If you don’t know about crime, inflation, homelessness or illegal immigrants, do you really think you’re going to care that your guy is clinically dead? But even Biden-supporting Michael Douglas tells the heifers on “The View” that he’s “deeply, deeply concerned.”

MICHAEL DOUGLAS: I'm very, very concerned. It's particularly difficult because the Democrats have a deep bench. They have a lot of heavyweights. And I'm concerned about the difficulty of the debate. It was relatively simple. I mean, you should first tell the president to stand up, put on a little bit of makeup for the debate, which should help him, and then where to look.

He looks like a Las Vegas magician. Sorry to break it to you, Mike. No amount of makeup could add moisture to that corpse. You’ve heard the expression “polishing a turd”? With Biden, it’s polishing a fossilized turd from the Jurassic era. And there are plenty more who come from there. Ari Emanuel, Reed Hastings, Abigail Disney, Barry Diller, pretty much everyone who’s been with Joe for the last four years is suddenly telling the truth about him.

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President Joe Biden speaks during a campaign event at the Martin Luther King Recreation Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S., Thursday, April 18, 2024. (Hannah Beier/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

Like Chuck Todd, who now says he’s known about Biden’s health for years. If only he knew a reporter who could have warned us. Instead, the media called us fascists for noticing Joe’s The Walking Dead without the march. And all it took was one bad debate. Well, that and 4,000 verbal gaffes, tripping over sandbags, falling off a bike, somersaulting down stairs, and cutting cheese in front of the Duchess of Cornwall. Does it matter what Hollywood says about Biden? Not really. But now it’s about donors.

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So they abandon ship like it's the Titanic and Joe is the iceberg, but with a lower body temperature. Remember, these are actors who are paid to say what is written for them. They may play heroes, but when it comes time to take a stand in real life, they wait for brave people to step up first. They may be cast in leading roles in Hollywood, but in real life, they are extras.